How to tell when something ain't quite right

A few hints to help you notice something's going on that's not quite normal:

1 – You're being approached by a 14-year-old recently escaped from a behavioral facility.

2 – He's walking a large white poodle.

3 – He's completely naked.

Don't believe me? Look for yourself.

A 14-year-old Saginaw boy has been charged with strong-arm robbery and assault in juvenile court after he pushed a woman and broke her cell phone while taking a walk naked with a large white poodle in Hart Township Monday, police say.

Lt. Craig Mast of the Oceana County Sheriff’s Office said a 14-year-old youth walked away from a youth behavioral treatment facility Monday morning, stripped down, and was with a “giant” white poodle when he approached a woman working in her yard just after 11:30 a.m. Monday in the area of Oceana Drive and Lake Road.

I don't agree with the 'strong-armed robbery' charge, though – he just took the phone, not like he fought her to blood for it – but other than that ... (you see it coming ...)

That boy ain't right.

(Told you).

Thanks to Melissa for the story.