Texas gun nuts, rejoice!

For all you Texans with your pickups and your shotguns and your slutty white trash girls (stereotypes are fun), you've all now got yet another reason to buy all the guns and tools of death you want: the Texas Senate just gave their unanimous approval to a bill that allows Texans to keep their guns and arms in their cars at work.

But the bill, a top priority of the National Rifle Association, would no longer let employers ban guns in company parking facilities — as long as they remain locked up inside an employee's vehicle.

"Here in Texas, people like their firearms," said Sen. Glenn Hegar, R-Katy, author of the legislation. State law already allows Texans to carry concealed handguns in their vehicles, with some restrictions.

Yes, they do. Hence them always blowing their brains out over the news – but of course, that has nothing to do with the fact you can buy your Levi's and your Glock 9mm at the same store ...

At least firearms are still vehemently and strictly prohibited from coming anywhere near schools or federal property.

Even in Texas, as Hegar noted, "we can't trump federal law."

Now them's fightin' words.