Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Oh no! Kim Jong-Il wants to wipe out America!

... And yes, your first reaction should be a mingled sense of incredulity, along with a hearty derisory laugh at just how utterly delusional the little guy is:

"If the U.S. imperialists start another war, the army and people of Korea will ... wipe out the aggressors on the globe once and for all," a dispatch from the official Korean Central News Agency said.

Oh, me so scared. They don't even have enough fuel to launch an attack against their own southern neighbors, and now they think – perhaps bolstered by their recent nuclear activities – that they're in any way capable to take on the most powerful military and political force on the planet?

Here's a free hint, Kimmie: you've developed a few successful nuclear tests. Whereas the US has had thousands and thousands of nuclear warheads for decades. I'm pretty sure just a few pushes of a few buttons for them will have you wiped out – permanently. Better stop bragging, little man.

Oh, the amusement. But if you really wanna be insulted into next January, take a look at the NK News Random Insult Generator. Crueler words have never been ... well, generated.


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