Thursday, April 09, 2009

Stupidity, Hypocrisy and Hannity

You can't expect wingnut Conservatives not to distort facts and glibly skate over anything that makes them look like outdated asses, and you can't expect conservative commentators not to spout off stupidity and hypocrisy in doses that are painfully lethal to all forms of intelligence in the area. Hence why I suffered a massive loss of braincells just now when I came across this funnily stupid, and hypocritical, article from wingnut commentator Sean 'TEH EVIL LIBZ' Hannity over at – hmm ... Fox News.

I think I remember the media giving President Bush more than a little grief for mangling words. Somehow, the same people who blasted our last president are strangely silent over the fact that our current president lacks some, well, rather basic knowledge about the world:


PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA: It was also interesting to see that political interaction in Europe is not that different from the United States Senate. There's a lot of — I don't know what the term is in Austrian, wheeling and dealing.


Mr. President, you probably don't know what the term is in Austrian because Austrian is not a language. Let me help you out: In Austria most people speak German.

I’m sure there are Austrians who speak a variety of other languages as well, but Austrian is not one of them. I guess they left that out of your briefing book and teleprompter!

Wow. I've seen more than enough stupidity mingled with pretentiousness and arrogance before, but this guy takes it to a whole new level.

Let me help you, Hannity. (I'll have to try not to call you 'Hannibal', considering the similarity between his lust for human flesh and your voracity for common sense and intelligence.) You see, when President Obama was talking about 'austrian', it evidently took a tumor-brained oaf like yourself not to recognize he was talking about a dialect. You know what a dialect is? Whoops, sorry – lemme explain. You see, languages have different little 'groups' of people who speak in 'variants' of that language, with their own tonalities, formalities and customs with regard to the basic language. Such as French: native to France, perhaps, but also spoken in Québec, South Africa, Haiti, etc. All those places have different subsets of French. As such, those, are different dialects of French.

And so, when Obama was referring to 'Austrian', he very evidently was talking about the Austrian dialect of german. But then, you couldn't be expected to pick up on that, what with being blinded by your irrational hatred for liberals and being a huffy-puffy wingnut Conservative and all.

Funny you should talk about the Democrats' supposed hypocrisy, though. You allured to us constantly calling Bush out on his pathetic speech patterns and abilities, and when President Obama makes one single misstep – even though we've now established it's just your blind stupid that prevented you from catching the point of what he said – you immediately pounce like a starved vindictive tiger on a scrap of meat. How telling is that, you hypocritical twit?

... Okay, now stopping the delusion that Hannity knows of me or will ever, ever, read this stuff. Too bad, though. I do like to piss idiots off. But this is very telling, however – winguts have only been out of power for three months, following their reign of eight years, and already they're going rabid trying to discredit and destroy those evil liberals.


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