Showing posts with label Television/Movies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Television/Movies. Show all posts

Saturday, July 04, 2009

Here's a novel idea for a TV show

The premise: strand ten atheists in a room, and throw in a leader/preacher from the four major religions: a Muslim imam, Christian a priest, a Jewish rabbi and a Buddhist monk.

The goal: get a new convert from the godless folks every show, and further allure the nonbelievers towards faith with the prize of a pilgrimage to the holy site of their choice: Mecca for Muslims, the Vatican for Christians, Jerusalem for Jews and Tibet for Buddhists.

The result: a very entertaining (and amusing) game show packaged as Penitents Compete which is to air on Turkish TV sometime soon.

"We are giving the biggest prize in the world, the gift of belief in God," Kanal T chief executive Seyhan Soylu told Reuters.

"We don't approve of anyone being an atheist. God is great and it doesn't matter which religion you believe in. The important thing is to believe," Soylu said.

So the biggest gift in the world is a brainwashing societal poison*? Great. So much for the gold-and-diamond necklace I was gonna give to my girlfriend on our date. Pfft. Should've brought some religious brochures.

I suppose it probably hurts the show's image if the TV channel's actual chief executive preemptively asserts they are against atheism. Kinda like fatties contesting at a show that aims to thin 'em up, with a host that actually hates their overlarge guts. Pooh.

It's also pointless to merely pretend to be godless; a "team of theologians" will ensure that the participants are true atheists and not just faithful hopefuls who are keen on a free pilgrimage and shot to fame. Shoot, there go my vacation plans.

... Still sounds better than the large majority of shows on TV. (Seriously, if I hear another commercial on G4TechTV praising Hurl as the "greatest show on TV" I might do just that myself.

* I will admit that, perhaps, Buddhism isn't exactly the worst religion one could join. If they, y'know, had to. Plus a trip to Tibet sounds neat ...

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Monday, June 15, 2009

Anyone have a spinal surgeon here?

David Letterman's backbone seems to have jellyfied Monday night, as he finally caved in to the ridiculous trumped-up pseudo-scandal revolving around his jokes about Sarah Palin's daughter two weeks ago, and openly apologized on the air.

David Letterman directly apologized to Gov. Sarah Palin and her daughters on his program Monday night, saying he took responsibility for a joke that had offended Ms. Palin, her family, and her supporters.

Mr. Letterman opened the desk portion of his show with the apology in which he said he wanted to say he was sorry to “to the two daughters involved, Bristol and Willow, and also to the governor and her family and everybody else who was outraged by the joke.” Two weeks ago on his “Late Show” program on CBS, he had joked about Governor Palin attending a Yankee game with her daughter.

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Monday he acknowledged that as the host of the program it was his responsibility to get the joke right. “I told a joke that was beyond flawed, and my intent is completely meaningless compared to the perception.”

He also insisted he was confused about the daughters. “I was told at the time she was there with Rudy Guiliani,” Mr. Letterman said. “I should have made the joke about Rudy.”

What a ridiculous saga this has been. This was nothing but faked, fabricated outrage aimed towards a prominent media figure in a pathetic attempt to keep a second-rate politician in the limelight just a little bit longer. Seriously: no-one gives a shit about Sarah Palin. She's an idiot, can't form a sentence to save her life, and her family is barely fit to even be in a Jerry Springer Show audience. Enough with the bullshit already. Let her go.

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Friday, June 12, 2009

A non-apology for a non-offense

I commented yesterday on the ridiculous scandal and bitching about David Letterman's jokes regarding Sarah Palin's family and daughter(s). Letterman has since issued his "official statement", if I can call it that, on his show Wednesday night. I think his reaction was spot-on, especially regarding how very mild the jokes-in-question were after all.

(Oh, and keeping in line with those dear hypocritical conservative methods, you cannot rate or comment on the video below. Poo.)

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: jokes are not subject to outrage. At least, they shouldn't be. Jokes are not meant to be taken seriously, and anyone who does – well, it's their freakin' problem, not the comedian's. Low-brow humor (if we may call Letterman's little japes that) is just for humorous reasons. If you don't find it funny, or even find it offensive – no-one cares, and they will care even less if you start whining about it. All you can do is move on and find a joke you do like.

I personally commend Letterman for not giving in to this ridiculous crap from oversensitive feminists and defending his jokes as being merely that – jokes. They're not statements of his true thoughts or feelings, or of reality. They're made to make you laugh. The end.

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Sunday, May 31, 2009

Another second-rate celebrity gets a pointless reality TV show

In the television industry's ever-going quest to find the least interesting random "celebrities" possible and plaster their annoying mugs on television, we've now got the "Octomom", Nadya Suleman, that idiot who decided to raise far more kids than she can handle while living at her mother's without employment, who's accepted to be filmed by a British film company for an announced reality show based on her and her kids' mundane lives. Because people just can't get enough of her, apparently. Which makes me wonder what the hell they could be interested in, in the first place.

LOS ANGELES -- The Southern California woman who gave birth to the world's longest-surviving set of octuplets has reportedly signed a deal to star in a reality television series.

People magazine reported Sunday on its Web site that Nadya Suleman has agreed to be filmed by a British production company. Suleman gave birth to the six boys and two girls in January and also has six other children.

Suleman lawyer Jeff Czech (CHEK') says production company Eyeworks hasn't yet sold the proposed show to any American television network and plans to air the series on British TV.

He says film crews will not follow Suleman and her children 24 hours a day, but will document birthdays and special family events.

I'll be sure to tune in every day ...

... when the last remaining show on television goes off the air. But only to laugh at it.

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Saturday, May 30, 2009

Up Fails to Lift Animation Up and Out of the Sandbox

Perhaps more clichéd and predictable than a Wilhelm scream in an old B-movie, Pixar has ‘done it again’, and has produced a film that has triumphed amongst critics, strikingly, with an almost universe reception that almost never greets live action films of all genres. Sure, critics fall for certain films, but for every film that is hailed, there are individuals in which that film just didn’t resonate with them. But Pixar appears to be the only company who can consistently enlist the passionate applause of most critics and audiences. There is one little catch, however. Their films are under represented at one ‘important’ award show, the Oscars, in which the awards they receive are not congruent with the praise they receive. It is however, a minor speed bump. With plenty of box office offset by the devoted audiences’ expectation of quality and the miraculous, often magical, amount of praise they receive by critics (and thusly, opinions held in the contrary ignite flame wars by Pixar lovers who haven’t even seen the movie), it’s undeniable that Pixar’s presence is a force.

A force that will ‘corrupt’ American animation. Or at least, sanitize it to the point of hair-pulling padded, cookie cutter and conceptualized formula built to send hands in the air and for smiles to spread among the adults in the audiences like weeds in a field. Pixar’s films rarely diverge from nudging and cutesy ‘cornball’ humor; delving into the cleanliness and safety of old style charm. The films often feel like they were created by a graduate of Hollywood film appreciation 101; they often emote with rousing scores and pacing humor that reminds me of films from cherished screwball comedies of film history’s past. And of course, some of the emotion is real; it is the same that exists in most American families. The same emotion that can be seen being exploited in peanut butter commercials. The type of emotion that has become the staple in what audiences expect from any film that’s animated in this country. Animated equates to a heart-warming story with characters we love to quote, right? Which isn’t to say that this isn’t a valid aspect of expression in film. Yet, the lack of critical fore-thought regarding Pixar’s latest release, Up, is rather disheartening.

While the film is certainly something worth watching, and you can admire the heart within, the film is still weighted down by flaws even more apparent than in last year’s WALL·E, as the story archetypes and much of the filling elements come off as just there to progress the story, or perhaps, to have one. At least WALL·E had the incredibly detailed and superficially accessible imagery and the contrast of vast reality played to affectionate cuteness to engage audiences into thinking it was a sci-fi masterpiece.

Up, for me, seemed more promising, due to lack of an outright appealing environment as opposed to WALL·E, but toward the middle I found myself shaking my head at the forced villain-ary and the right on schedule story patters typical of the ‘cgi animated family genre’. The film again becomes a journey of emotional discovery, where annoying fun characters hop on along the way, and eventually help develop our protagonist. I don’t think I can adequately express how sad it is that animation is simply just a medium, yet our animation almost NEVER breaks these typical molds. Think of all the live action genres, and then contemplate what has been done in cgi. Yet, as Pixar continues to remain ‘cream of the crop’, with claims their films are ‘the best of the year’, why would Pixar do something different (like Coraline or Monster House) when they can be safe and praised? And in effect, why would any other animation studio want to do so?

I’m not exactly keen on the elements that make Pixar stand out, aside from their use of a medium that commonly is starved of artistic intent outside of the animation. Although I imagine their success hails from that their films are patterned and decorated with the element of fantasy fable, like an enjoyable story book for the whole family. That, with cgi still being relatively new, creates the feel of freshness and sincerity. The simplicity emotes like film’s first start, and any added thematic intricacies just add to the wide-eyed wonder.

Yet, I can’t say I’m too pleased that Pixar remains the constant force of Hollywood films. Although part of me respects Up, despite it's constructed emotion and some stilted sentiment, for at least lacking the flash of WALL·E, which is quickly becoming my least favorite Pixar film (and the most manipulative). At least within Up, there is a sense of genuine in portions that comes off less cynically aimed toward critical approval (glossing up the same trite childishness) and I didn’t feel like I was being belittled emotionally. And the story is more inventive, I think, in a whimsy sort of way. My favorite Pixar film remains Toy Story, and I do hope to see at least, more films by Pixar that use their sentiment to create more of a uniform balance between the cute and the style, since this is the distinction of directing at Pixar.

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Thursday, May 21, 2009

But I'm not black!

So why am I apparently "Foreman"-level in this fan-made House "brilliance" quiz? =(

You are 76% House's Medical Genius!
 

You've got some game but you're not a genius, Foreman. Climb down from your pedestal, that's occupied for brilliance, something you inherently lack. Your hard work and dedication got you up here.

Are you a medical genius like House?
Take More Quizzes

Damn, I was so sure I'd get at least 80% ... =( How would YOU perform as a doctor?

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Tuesday, May 19, 2009

WSJD: What Should Jenny Do?

As you will know (maybe), Jenny McCarthy's TV show is coming soon, and now, Oprah.com is asking YOU what you think should happen on the show! Any suggestions or ideas? Send 'em in!

You've seen it all over the news...Jenny McCarthy, one of America's funniest and coolest moms and Harpo is giving her, her own show.

Here is where YOU come in.

What would you like to see featured on Jenny's show? What would you like for her to talk about? What are you and your friends buzzing about?

Any topics you'd like for her to tackle? Are there any questions that you have -- that you would love for her to answer?

If so -- we definitely want to hear from you!

Write to us and tell us exactly what you'd like to see Jenny do.

Make sure to include your questions and thoughts in detail. And make sure ONLY to write if you'd be willing to talk to us on national television.

We look forward to hearing from you.

How 'bout peppering the audience with people who actually know a thing or two about science and science-based medicine, so they would tackle and utterly molest her idiotic, vapid and ignorant quackery and fraudery and perhaps even educate her a little? That would help, I think, considering the number of foolishly naive mothers who are falling in line behind her and the whole wretched Antivaccine movement.

Coincidentally, I heard PZ Myers just sent a suggestion himself:

I want Jenny McCarthy to get schooled. I want her to invite educated, intelligent scientists and doctors on her show, who each week dissect her vapid little opinions and dismantle her cherished biases. I want her to be embarrassed in every hour. And I want her to get a little wiser, episode by episode, so that by the end of a year she actually becomes an informed and interesting person.

Help people learn some actual science and medicine by making Jenny McCarthy a public example, and help McCarthy become a better human being -- one who doesn't kill children with her ignorance.

I seriously doubt they'll listen to that though, considering one of their guidelines being about the prohibition of defamation, libel, offensiveness and whatever. You just can't be mean to idiotic murderous loons. That's wrong. Promoting woo and bullshit that kills innocent children on the other hand ...

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Monday, May 04, 2009

Guess which idiot has her own TV show now?

Jenny McCarthy, that's who. The third-rate actress and first-rate ignorant quack now has the chance to brainwash and delude an even bigger audience than before with her anti-vaccination bullshit and "healing Autism" lunacy. The latest of chat queen and woo-promoter Oprah Winfrey's "protégés" – which've included Rachel Ray and, of course, Dr. Phil – has now signed on for her own TV show, making sure she can rack up even more bodies for her ever-increasing count of people she's successfully illusioned into thinking vaccines cause Autism and thereby dying from easily preventable diseases.

McCarthy has inked a multi-year deal with Winfrey's Harpo Prods. to develop projects on different platforms, including a syndicated talk show that the actress/author would host.

Yet another jabbering, stupid airhead is promoted to TV celebrity status simply for appealing to the ignorant, fable-believing masses and telling them what they want to hear rather than plain scientific truth: there is no cure for neurological disorders like Autism. Telling people there is, and particularly telling them that harmless and lifesaving vaccinations such as the MMR vaccines cause it, leads to only one result: deaths. And lots of them. (Check the little "Antivaccine Body Count" widget in my right-hand sidebar for real-time educated estimates of just how many are affected, and killed, by the quackery spread by McCarthy and similar idiots.

And to think that all of this is thanks to that wretched Dr. Wakefield, who falsified dozens of studies years ago ... One man truly can fuck up the world.

Although, should I substitute "man" for "unscrupulous monster"?

I wonder how long it takes for Orac to catch wind of this ... if he hasn't already. Less than 12 hours, definitely.


Oh yeah – she also has a blog now. Nothing on anti-vaccination lunacy or Autism quackery ... yet.

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Thursday, April 30, 2009

Bigoted Miss California to appear in idiotic group's bigoted ad

I think that about sums it up right. You'll remember Carrie Prejean, aka "Miss California", who was asked – unfairly, perhaps – by celebrity blogger Perez Hilton during the Miss USA pageant, whether she was for or against gay marriage. She glibly replied that she was indeed opposed the wedding of gays, instead standing up for "opposite marriage" (which, in her sort of ghastly twisted mind, designates opposite genders, I suppose).

Anyway, she's since been in the middle of a growing semi-scandal in the media, and now to boost her bigoted ego even further, she's gonna "star" in the upcoming 1.5 million dollar commercial against gay marriage. A commercial from (sigh) the National Organization for Marriage.

Yes, the same ludicrously pompous and self-righteous group behind that insidious and pathetic "Gathering Storm" commercial.

The organization has scheduled a press conference with Prejean in Washington on Thursday to unveil the new ad, called "No Offense."

Prejean was roasted by same-sex marriage advocates after she stood up for what she called "opposite marriage" (marriage between a man and a woman) when responding to a question from celebrity blogger and pageant judge Perez Hilton.

Of course, you can imagine how those annoying twits characterized her little speech:

"She is attacked viciously for having the courage to speak up for her truth and her values," the National Organization for Marriage said in a press release. "But Carrie's courage inspired a whole nation and a whole generation of young people because she chose to risk the Miss USA crown rather than be silent about her deepest moral values."

According to the group, the ad will call "gay marriage advocates to account for their unwillingness to debate the real issue: gay marriage has consequences."

Oh my God. I've been molested with stupid.

Of course, according to the NOM, she's been attacked for "having the courage to speak up for her truth and her values". No, it can't be that she just said something decidedly stupid and bigoted and that quite frankly has no place in a beauty pageant (as if those stupid shows could stray any deeper in the swamps of shallowness and pointlessness); it was for having the guts to speak out at all. Yeah, that's it.

Morons.

They go on and on about her daring to speak about her moral values and such; the thing is: WE DON'T CARE. No-one gives the slightest inkling of a shit as to what a plastic idiot who serves only to look pretty in bright lights before TV cameras, thinks about gay marriage. Or anything at all. She can keep her stupid moral values to herself, and the world would be all the better for it. It's a good thing she lost the crown – the world, especially our society, needs less bigoted idiots at its top. (And yes, sadly, a beauty pageant winner is considered as being at the top.)

Of course, they then continue their boringly repetitive attack on the "consequences" of gay marriage. What could those possibly be, I ask? This is the ultimate, prime argument anti-same-sex-marriage advocates have been hammering in all these years: that gay marriage will have highly negative effects on traditional (heterosexual) marriage, that children's minds will be corrupted, that gays will take over for Christ's sake – it's astonishing how even these feeble-minded parasites can believe this sort of utter lunacy. It's discomforting, really.

Yes, gay marriage certainly does have consequences. Forgive me, but I just don't see any negative ones at all. It would mean a more open popular mindset. It would mean more privileges and rights to gay couples who've for so long been forbidden the elementary right to marry. It would even mean the ushering in of a new era in social rights.

But now, we've got yet another boring-ass, tired and irritatingly pointless TV commercial in the works. As if we didn't have enough stupid commercials to deal with.

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Sunday, March 22, 2009

For all those who've heard of the 'Snuggie' ...

Now presenting, the WTF? Blanket.

True. So very true. RAmen.

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Friday, March 20, 2009

Clash of the Titans

President Obama just appeared on 'The Tonight Show' with Jay Leno. It was a thrilling and enlightening experience, witnessing the clash of the two titans in their respective fields – Leno at posing all the toughest questions very pointedly, Obama at answering just such questions in his usual honest and intelligent manner. Leno certainly didn't hold back, and overall it was a very enticing spectacle for one and all I sure hope no-one reading this missed.

Naturally, it wasn't as light-hearted and comedic as most of Leno's guest segments usually are, what with it being about Obama's actions and policies regarding the recession and all, but there were still some laugh-out-loud moments amidst the sober remindings of how screwed up the world is until further notice. Obama seemed to have a knack for giving off the sort of answers that ended in massive applause or even standing ovations – I might very well've been one of them, had I been there.

For those who still haven't seen it, keep scouring the Web, namely YouTube – it'll pop on there on only a matter of minutes, I imagine (if it hasn't already). It deserves a viewing at least.


In case you can't find the video, the White House just released the official transcript of the show. Enjoy!

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Thursday, March 19, 2009

Current American news programming du jour: debating the existence of ... Satan

It's a very sad day when this is what American news shows have sunk to in order to attract ratings. News shows are not talk shows, they are not meant to give the public what they want and pander to them like 99% other shows on the air. They are supposed to be beacons of credibility, accuracy and reason/rationality (except for the omnipresent rightist or leftist bias here and there).

This was the case for Nightline, an ABC show that actually used to be quite credible – until this announcement that it will air a debate on whether or not Satan actually exists.

I seriously wish I were kidding.

The debate over whether Satan exists is hardly going to be settled in a 30-minute television show.

But that's not stopping a rather curious lineup from debating that question for ABC's "Nightline."

The reasons for such a nonsensical debate? The obvious: ratings and getting reactions.

For one, the topic can be particularly relevant in troubled times such as these, when people are looking for explanations for economic chaos.

For another: "There's always an interest in these topics," said James Goldston, the show's executive producer.

Not to mention potentially great ratings.

"Every time we've done one, the response has been pretty dramatic," he said.

Okay, if people are really looking for 'explanations for economic chaos' and are too stupid or ignorant to figure out it's, um, the government's failure to put a leash on reckless and greedy corporations and firms – not to mention Bush and his war that has plunged America headfirst into a bottomless sea of debt – and are turning to Satan for explanations ... that pretty much says all one needs to know about religion and stupid faiths in America.

Now, what about the lineup of debaters for the debate? Surely they've got people actually qualified to talk about this sort of metaphysical or philosophical stuff? Perhaps an atheist or scientist (or likely both) in the four? Not even that.

Those arguing 'Satan Walks Amongst Us!' are Pastor Mark Driscoll, head of a megachurch in Seattle, and Annie Lobert, a former prostitute who then created the 'Hookers for Jesus' group (...). (Must ... omit ... obligatory ... hooker ... joke ...) One might say that doesn't bode well for their side of lunacy, but then you realize over 70% of Americans actually believe in this sort of rubbish ... (And 100% of viewers will be in that 70%, naturally.)

Unfortunately, those on the supposedly rational side of 'He's Imaginary!' aren't all that better: instead of people with actual proof Satan doesn't exist – such as any scientist or historian who used his brain to figure out the stupid icon only appeared to launch the famous Witch Hunts (hey, those darned witches had to be somebody's brides, eh?) – we've got Bishop Carlton Pearson, a former Pentecostal preacher who was denounced as a heretic for his assertion that Heaven is for everyone instead of just for Christians, and Deepak Chopra, the author of works on alternative medicine (such credibility already!). Hell, I do believe we may be faring even worse than the Pro-Lucifer side.

I won't be watching this debate – not only am I really not interested in witnessing part of the decline in news shows' respectability and credibility, but I simply don't receive American channels here – but I expect at least some who know of this blog will, so if you could post your comments on your abhorrence, I'd be pleased. (Or on how I'm just being close-minded and/or intolerant of others' beliefs for not believing in a half-goat man with an ugly goatee and a wicked trident who grills sinners for all eternity. Either way.)

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