What? Gays have their OWN prom!?

I heard about this article a few days ago but didn't pay it any attention, but a recent browsing through WorldNutDaily's articles – for the fun of staring at one of the world's largest conglomerates of insanity, I suppose – lead me to read a little further into it, and I was shocked – shocked, I tells ya – to find that young gays and lesbians were permitted to attend a school prom and do all those things we normal are allowed to do (but that they aren't). You know, like kissing, making out, showing affection, being proud of their sexuality, and even ... oh my dear god ... smoking.

Little baby Jesus is crying now.

Story is, the Boston Alliance of Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual & Transgender Youth (or BAGLY), held a prom specifically for gays and lesbians under the age of 22. So of course, it had to be infiltrated – this time by the anti-gay group MassResistance, who sent a 20-year-old college student named "Max" to play James Bond for a few hours to snoop around and photograph the sort of abominations and debauchery that were taking place. And he was – yes – horrified. The whole report, displayed on WorldNutDaily, is written in explicit and hysterical detail, obviously aimed at making the common dunderhead go "Gross!". Which is, of course, the basis of the entire anti-gay mindset. (Hell, the basis of any conservative movement these days, it seems.)

Brian Camenker of MassResistance said Max was astonished by the number of children who appeared to be between 12 and 14 years old.

"They look pretty darn young," Camenker told WND. "He said there were a lot of middle school kids there. It really bothered him."

Of course it would bother him. Why the hell are little kiddies as young as 12 and 14 (allegedly) allowed to go to prom? Wait 'til they're 18 or even 20, for Pete's sake!

"I remained in the building for an hour and a half and found the events inside disturbing, depraved and outright criminal," Max reported. "The line included kids wearing the rainbow regalia of the gay movement, teenage boys wearing dresses and high heels, hugging their 'boyfriends,' extremely young looking girls, not much older than 14 or 15, with 'Out and Proud' inscribed in rainbow letters on the front of their T-shirts."

How disgusting! Shirts with rainbows on them? Transgenders showing affection towards their boyfriends? Young girls who've been taught to be proud of what they are? Indeed, how "outright criminal"!

Max continued, "On the flower pots and stairs leading up to the subway entrance, I saw dozens of kids aged 12-17 smoking cigarettes and making out with each other."

Kids and teens making out and even smoking cigarettes ... Now THAT is something you would NEVER see happening at a heterosexual prom! It's just unique to the gay movement's agenda and mindset!

He said three middle-aged lesbians with military haircuts shouted from megaphones at the more than 300 youth attendees in line for the event. They barked: "If we find you bringing alcohol, you're going home!"; "Don't have sex on the dance floor!" and "Are you ready to party?"

Hey, wait, hang on – never mind that the women showed the event was under clear adult supervision and had strict rules enforced ... the adults present were middle-aged lesbians (with military haircuts to boot). They're just as disgusting as the rest of them, of course. Butches!

While BAGLY advertised the event for youth 22 and younger, Max said identification was not checked – even for people who were obviously older than 22.

"Why would 22-year-olds be mingling with 14 and 15-year-olds?" Camenker asked, troubled by the details of the event. "As we saw, they pay no attention to any age limit at all. It was full of all of these strange adults."

Indeed, being homosexual is so ... strange. No better words for those adults. And it's also so insidiously wrong to allow young adults to mingle with teens or even kids ... You know, 'cause of the corrupt way their gayness-ridden minds work and so on. It's just wrong. Who knows? They might even turn the kids gay themselves!

He entered City Hall as two floors shook with earsplitting music and began taking numerous photographs of the event. Max spotted teen homosexual couples, with hair painted rainbow colors, making out in almost every corner of the room.

What? Kids making out all over the place? That is SO ... gay.

After his experience, Max said it is difficult for anyone who has never attended such an event to truly grasp the "perversion and disturbing nature" of the prom hosted by the city and welcomed by the mayor.

"As a young person who has been exposed to many disturbing things within today's youth culture, I believed I was prepared to deal with what I saw at the 2009 BAGLY Prom," Max wrote.

"Minutes after entering the event, I discovered that I was not."

Awww, poor Maxie. This kind of gay behavior is far too traumatizing for sheltered little kids like him ... Really, he should've let someone else take the bullet of reporting on those disgusting and immoral activities for him. After all, sensitive skins need to be protected, not thickened, right?

Camenker agreed that the affair was shocking.

"This stuff doesn't happen by accident. You don't have these kinds of really weird people around these kids by accident. These guys actually think that this is what these kids should be experiencing," he said.

"This movement has an obsession with kids, and there are no boundaries. It's worse than anybody thought."

You'd think that an event, hosted for youths and specifically with gay and lesbian youths in mind, would try to abstain from such improper and faggy behaviors, but nooo ... It's like at those Christmas parties where people are allowed to drink. It just makes no sense!